“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
Right, mall setting, that sounds great. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm in a shop, drinking up a slurpy. God, it's so cold and refreshing. I love it, more than life itself. All at peach with the universe right now and all that jazz. Ain't no one going to come in here and ruin my day today, no sir!
But a ruined day is what you get when a large cactus spike whistles through the air to implae your drink. A green skinned man stands confidently at the other side of the shop. He strikes a heroic poses as cheesy action muisic plays from a boom box nearby.