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Ericus Europaeus (Bug)
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Yepper.

Try to Narrate your way outta that
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The Narrator
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Knowing that the Negstive Zone was a difficult place to get out of, he had to think quick to regain that random hill he wanted. 

Narrator thought for a couple of minutes when his phone rang.

"Hey Derek, how are ya Hun?"

It was Mrs. P, the physical embodiment of joy.

"I'm feeling kinda Negstive..." Narrator responded.

"Well Hun, you gotta shake that. Walk in the sunshine and sing a little sunshine song!"

"I don't know if I can Mrs. P."  

"Well I'll help ya sugh.  I'll help you feel like a room without a roof. Don't worry just be happy!"

Positivity welled up within the. Narrator and he was freed from the Negstive zone. He found bug and surrounded him with Justin Beibers and Clay Aikens, all singing. He them laced the next area with raid-men, trained to find bug and attack him if he left the Beiber/Aiken fest.

He reclaimed the hill, and awaited the next victim fool jive suckah!


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Derek A. Haynes
Lead Tutor
Destined for Greatness: Academic Services
*~\The Narrator/~*

"There's one thing you should know about me; I never explain anything!"
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Ericus Europaeus (Bug)
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With the terrible singing and the potential men he had to fight he needed a plan.

He decided to shut his hearing off...too much suck for one hill recapture. He then takes out a barret 50. cal sniper and takes out the raid men from INSIDE the dual suck concert.

He works his way behind the Narrator then with a flourish of his hand, Breaks his neck. He takes his rightful place, Finally at the hill.

Sic. Semper. Tyranus.
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[thst escalated quickly]

Over the dead corpse of the narrator, pitch black darkness oozed out from his body. A dark being formed, being one of the deadliest creatures the Narrator had within him. It took the form of the Cat in the Hat.

"Hey friend.." It said in a shalom voice. The demonic entity soon began to attack bug viciously, going for blood.  

"I am the demon Phobus, and you are the poor unfortunate soul that has released me from my asylum. Let me show you my gratitude..."

It dealt a near fatal blow to bug, when a bright light erupted near Narrator.  mrs. P arrived.

"Hun you gotta wake up, let joy overtake you"
She healed Narrators injuries. Upon his awakening, he sent Bug and Phobus to New Bern NC and banned either for leaving for 8 hrs.....


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Derek A. Haynes
Lead Tutor
Destined for Greatness: Academic Services
*~\The Narrator/~*

"There's one thing you should know about me; I never explain anything!"
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Ericus Europaeus (Bug)
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{It ALWAYS escalates quickly}

Bug decides to "have a beati..i mean chat" with Phobus.

After the beatdown (which ironically took 8 hours to complete) he takes Phobus and throws him/her/it at Narrator. They both fall down the cliff as i retake my place once again.

bwa---ha-----haaaaaaa.
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Narrator uses the Tommy Westphall technique to make bug his fever dream, and somehow tying him into a heap of other characters who are apparently the dream of atommu while protecting himself using a exploited paradox. 

The whole instance after Penultimates post was an alternate reality/possible dream that no one will ever hope to truly understand. Knowing that But will find a way out of this, Narratormclaims the hill and sips on Koop-aid


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Derek A. Haynes
Lead Tutor
Destined for Greatness: Academic Services
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"There's one thing you should know about me; I never explain anything!"
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Ericus Europaeus (Bug)
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Bug wakes up from the dream to find himself back on the hill.

"woo what a nightmare....know there was no such thing as Koop-aid and my name isn't But and Atommu isn't real...hmm wheres' Narrator??? oh well"
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Seeing bug is a worthy opponent, Narrator recharges his mental stamina until he can usurp thenHill from Bug Entomon insectus long name guy.....

He sends a note 

*until we face each other again, I shall have my vengeance!!!*


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Destined for Greatness: Academic Services
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Ericus Europaeus (Bug)
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He nods in acceptance...and sit's until the next challenger awaits to TRY to take his hill
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WonderDrow
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I conclude that the last battle and the nightmare must have also drained the mental stamina of Bugs.
However, given his firm determination it'll probably still take a while till he gets bored enough to leave the hill...

But one of my research labs has the perfect solution for that.  

From the hill next to the hill I activate the "Tediuminazor'' and aim it's beam at the hill.

The beam decreases Bugs attention span dramatically.
So much even that only after a few seconds he becomes so utterly bored that he leaves the hill.

My mechanical Owl named Baldur drops a magical bean on the hill.
Within seconds a gaint beanstalk grows out of it that reaches the clouds.
 
On top of the beanstalk is a tiny flag with my emblem.
 
True colours always shine brighter within darkness. ~ WonderDrow ~
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Narrator recharged a little longer than expected. He used he extra super powers to sense where the hill was. He summoned a swarm of locust, and other pests(excluding roache/rats of course) to devour the stalk. With a wave of the hands, an emblem appeared on the hill and transported it to the outskirts of Pa'rtast.

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Derek A. Haynes
Lead Tutor
Destined for Greatness: Academic Services
*~\The Narrator/~*

"There's one thing you should know about me; I never explain anything!"
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WonderDrow
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(what is pa'rtast ?)
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The Narrator
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"pa'rtasti" is a special place with special things. I typed the name wrong prior. 

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WonderDrow
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This post was updated on .
The negotiations have started.
True colours always shine brighter within darkness. ~ WonderDrow ~
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*Narrator smiles* it's something like that but not an anagram......  you thinker you...

And remember, you're destined for greatness!
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WonderDrow
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Indeed :p something like it.  
I can even feel it.

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The Narrator
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Crud monkeys......



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WonderDrow
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This post was updated on .
I'm materializing MacGyver out of the fiction dimension and explain the situation of the hill to him.  
Understanding the problem he accepts my missions.

After giving him some specialized gadgets (pocket knife included) he steps through the Star Gate.
This brings him in close proximity of the hill.

An upgraded Remote Control Vehicle is send out and plants the flag with my emblem on the hill.
True colours always shine brighter within darkness. ~ WonderDrow ~
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Ericus Europaeus (Bug)
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I create a mario clone to jump atop the flag, Changing it to my emblem. It then creates Bowser's castle around the hill. Lava , Lakitus, Bowser and all.
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The Narrator
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I summon Chuck Norris to defeat All and claim the hill for Derek aka Narrator 



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Derek A. Haynes
Lead Tutor
Destined for Greatness: Academic Services
*~\The Narrator/~*

"There's one thing you should know about me; I never explain anything!"
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