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77. "Immortal" does not always mean "immortal". In fact, most of the time, it just means "hard to kill". Or, at least, "hard to kill, unless you're a reality bender".
78. Never let your reputation precede you. Pride cometh before a fall.
79. Never tell members of the Superpower List that you are immortal, invulnerable, invincible, indestructible, unbeatable, etc. These words are not intimidating, nor do they command respect. They are merely ways of issuing a challenge.
80. Challenge, you say? Challenge accepted. Challenge always accepted.
81. Reality benders always win.
82. Even when reality benders lose...they win.
83. In the event a reality bender actually DOES lose...he loses ONLY to another reality bender.
84. The bigger you are, the harder you fall. Or, more accurately, the bigger you are, the more awesomely irreversible the damage will be.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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77. "Immortal" does not always mean "immortal". In fact, most of the time, it just means "hard to kill". Or, at least, "hard to kill, unless you're a reality bender".
77) a) Or it just means "slightly more difficult to kill."
77) b) Possibly also "offers some resistance in extermination", but this is usually equal to slightly tougher cockroaches; they won't die to toxins, but they will die to your foot or a heavy object.
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85. Powers are very fun to use. Reality benders (as well as many other superhumans) are very easily tempted to use them.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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85) a) Sometimes using powers they have forgotten about having.
85) b) They may use a different power each day.
86) The "prime" superhumans will have more powers than you; some of the weak ones have more than 150 powers.
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87. Regardless of what you have heard, there is a such thing as a superior race. That race is not white people, or black people, or any other color/ethnic/cultural distinction. It's aliens.
87a. In a close second place, superhumans.
87b. And in a close third place... certain non-powered individuals...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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88. The funnest applications of superhuman powers, are applications that are flashy and defy physics in a very obvious manner.
89. People make awesome ammunition.
90. Superpowers are like potato chips; you can't have just one.
91. The WORST laid plans are plans to get laid.
92. "The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry"; so, instead, lay half-baked plans and just hope for the best.
93. Despite its name, construction paper is best used to destroy things.
94. Never underestimate the power of a well-placed rant.
95. There's never a bad time to stop and have a snack. Especially if said snack is random and unhealthy (i.e. bacon and/or donuts)
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Bow before your unimaginably powerful overlord!

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This post was updated on .
I hate how i haven't been mentioned once in any rule....whatever

96) The less letters the name of the attack has, the stronger it is. Period.

97) If reality benders have butlers, they never serve as just butlers.

98) A drunk reality bender is the apocalypse....just run.

99) Reality benders change emotions at any time. Any...time.

100) If three or more benders are at one place, Expect fighting and the destruction of that world.
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 #97 needs revision, and #99 is a repeat.

You'd know that if you read through the rules...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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i did read through it...i guess i missed some crap...still mad about the lack of mention
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 Get over it, your randomness goes without saying just like Jester.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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you whd and jester were mentioned...me?......Bufu nothing
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 Stop whining.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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i'm apparently not good enough to be mentioned i'm not enough of a contributer in Nb for a rule.......there i'm done
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 Well, perhaps if you did things of note, rather than simply popping up for momentary blips of randomness, then folks would be able to fit your awesomeness into a rule.

And how do you know we weren't already about to include you somewhere?
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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CAUSE I KNOW YOU.......in fact everyone does that....say there gonna do something after they get called on it.
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Re: New Beginning Survival Guide

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 Oh! I have a solution for that!

Be on more, and don't let everything you post be random.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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......*sighs* if i wanted to be on more i would be.......if i didn't have to work and stay on here i would......if my friends didn't always take my laptop and use it I WOULD!!!!!!
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 Then how about, whenever you ARE on, posting on topic sometimes?

Not every post has to be random and off-topic.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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that's like asking a ocd patient to stop turning the lights on and off 14 times everytime he goes out of a room
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