The pants were given the power to speak, complete with attitude.
They would say things like "Did I shrink or have you grown?" or in males "Hey lady, this guy really likes you; I can feel it." and in females, well, I think you might be able to tell what they say is response to anger on the part of their wearer.
I shall try to find a link to the actual post.
Bow before your unimaginably powerful overlord!
Wait a minute, I'm currently too busy holding a cork in mid air for petty groveling.