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Soup
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One random power is, dog kisses, the power to make dogs kiss you.
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Zaleramancer
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You mean the totally random, Where did that come from, Why am i even thinking about it powers?
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Faiz
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Whoa... well yeah cool... why not, at least that makes up for posting them on the list. Hmmm let's see... ah I know.

Foggy, the power to have fog coming out of your body at all times.

(ridiculous I know)
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You can't see me! All you see is fog! EVIL!! <Evil laughs>
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Faiz
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How about... Food Morphing: the power to change absolutely anything into any kind of food or meal. And yes you could eat your own poo if you morph it into a hamburger.

This is probably the most random thing I can come up with.
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Soup
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Yum poobuger
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belts..... the ability to tangle all of the belts you see..... irreversibly
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The ability to turn frogs into chickens, but the chickens explode.
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wow
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Hm...

the ability to make people breathe in really deep, and then sneeze

the ability to make people clap their hands whenever they see the color red

the ability to make cows jump over the moon

the ability to turn any cat into a Cheshire Cat

the ability to breathe backward (breathing in lets out your air, breathing out lets in air)

the ability to reverse gastrointestinal functions (make people fart where they burp, and burp where they fart)

the ability to communicate with a command slugs/snails

the ability to scare octopi

the ability to smile wider than the typical human

the ability to speak to clouds, and they all sound like Fran Drescher

the ability to vaporize dust

the ability to turn time back only one second (and everyone is aware that time has turned back but you)

the ability to make normal-sized people midgets, and vice versa

the ability to change the size of peoples' feet or hands (but only one at a time)

the ability to continually shrink to one half your size everyday

the ability to continually grow by half your size everyday

the ability to eat infinitely, and instantaneously manifest the weight gain

the ability to turn green things blue

the ability to make others faster than you

the ability to make yourself slower than others

the presence of really sensitive nerve-endings

the ability to breathe invisible gases that only you can see, and which have harmful effects on you

the ability to breathe underwater, but only while you're out of water

the ability to breathe normal air, but only while underwater

the ability to make people feel attraction towards animals

the ability to make people shout "Me so horny" at random times

the ability to lick people without them thinking you're creepy or getting offended

the ability to spit melted marshmallow

the ability to make people have bad hygiene

the ability to make people have good hygiene

the ability to make people act like other people

the ability to turn into a tree, without the capability of ever turning back

the ability to lift anything, but not superhuman strength (lift with superhuman strength, but can't throw, crush, break, etc. with superhuman strength)

the ability to only see invisible things

the ability to phase through water

the ability to travel to an alternate dimension where everyone knows who you are and you're public enemy number one

the ability to change the tv channel without getting up

the ability to make animals happy

the ability make animals feel aroused

the ability to make insects feel aroused

the ability to negate an impending orgasm

the ability to make people want to study

the presence of bones that change in size randomly

the ability to sense people who DON'T have powers

the ability to sense people who wish they had powers

the ability to eat food, which in turn makes your FOE gain all the negative weight

the ability to make any phony substance actually work (fake drugs, now prescription or not, will work on you like the actual drug they were intended to look like)

the ability to shake out the exact amount of pills you should take

the ability to absorb people's headaches (you relieve theirs, while getting one yourself)

the ability to absorb radio frequencies into your mind, allowing you to hear what is transmitted through the frequencies, but the transmitted data replaces your other knowledge)

the ability to randomly switch IQ's with anyone you come into contact with

the ability to experience different emotions upon hearing certain words

the ability to make your genitals become less than what your mate desires at will

the ability to make pretty people even prettier, and ugly people uglier randomly

the ability to act as a fat vampire (you must suck the fat from victims to survive), accompanied by all the WEAKNESSES of a normal vampire (sunlight, garlic, holy symbols) and none of the benefits

the ability to get colder as temperature increases, and to get warmer as temperature decreases

the ability to change music into weird animal sounds
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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I think that channel-changing one was on one of the X-Men movies..
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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The ability to explode and die.
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Kay, I know I said I'd never tamper with the dead, but...

THREAD!

ARISE!!! ARISE!!! ARRRRRIIIIIIISE!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Random person: Um...how about the ability to manipulate toothpaste?

Success! Discussion begins again!
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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I remember on a trip with my friends that we once had a running joke that if somone had the power to randomly acquire a power they could potentially get the power to shoot Jello from their elbows. Imagine the possibilities.
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Elbow-Jello for all!
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Marvelous Miscreant
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But the question remains...what flavor would it be?
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Um...Elbow-berry?
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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