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Ericus Europaeus (Bug)
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To the Kerfuffle
Sonic Mania? Project Sonic 2017?
Time to get out the fanfiction again....
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WonderDrow
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". But no one ..."
True colours always shine brighter within darkness. ~ WonderDrow ~
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Gentleman Vaultboy
at this point
Hey son, wanna' learn how ta' make witch balls?
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Celadon's Penultimate
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could account for
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Gentleman Vaultboy
the eyelids of
Hey son, wanna' learn how ta' make witch balls?
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WonderDrow
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the hill gaints
True colours always shine brighter within darkness. ~ WonderDrow ~
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Celadon's Penultimate
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or their cousins
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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WonderDrow
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Time for a roundup of this lost flock of words.

"
Once upon a time on new-earth the MPU's were defeated by CyberBioNanoTechnoPsionicSuperSpiritMythicMartialMagicalChan and wisely decided to enjoy icecream before the upcoming end of days.  
Fortunately for them she was kind of a huge kicker of butts.  
The heroin decided to go out on a mission of peace and mercantilism.
She reasoned that the space-time-continuum could be preserved while acquiring vast sums of cash.

But why would the Gnomes of Thistlethorpe help her?
Their monopoly on the best merchandise involving penguin based artifacts and amulets proved more troublesome Than Previously Anticipated
The gnomes undercut hairstyle is infamous for inspiring loyalty in it's troops.
A new haircut brought great joy to the MPU's. Sensibilities as well.

As the apocalypse approached, they planned to take over The Gnomes' monopoly, primarily for repurposing 5th dimensional technology and Gallifreyan innovations.
This was intended to augment their Divine Force Fields and otherworldly weaponry  to Cray Levels like their abilities Of cake making.
Freshly-fortified, the MPUs summoned top demons, Pain and Panic, In defense mode.
Sabbathiel, I choose to end you and conclude this pathetic power struggle.
Having decided to stop Archangel Sabbathiel from DESTROYING REALITY before lunch, they checked grammar and initiated a plot.
To destroy Infidels  would evoke mutiny within the Army  belonging to the powers that be.

Parthenogenesis was the only other option.
To combat this superficial decline in puppies and kittens.
The Entomophagy cuisine was quite nasty but very nutritious, if not peculiar.

Demons love it when by chance mealworm flavored delights should be served.
Without need for sauces such as ranch or Worcestershire.
The craving for such food was disfavoring human meat. Which was beneficial to their BMI.
This ended up as the solution to the Kerfuffle.

But no one at this point could account for the eyelids of the hill gaints or their cousins ...
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True colours always shine brighter within darkness. ~ WonderDrow ~
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