God created the heavens and the earth, and judges us after we die, to see whether or not we are worthy of heaven or hell. But, of course, that's just me.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)